How can I get my wife to stop buying this bread?
July 28, 2011 by darn
Filed under Darn Meaning
Every time my wife buys bread she buys those so called fancy brands. I mean, I want to make a turkey sandwich today with the leftover turkey from yesterdays dinner and I get the bread out. Its full of nuts and seeds, grains even gosh darn walnuts. Now imagine eating a turkey sandwich with all those seeds in it. How can I get her to stop buying this stuff before we all turn into chirping birds around this house?
Go buy the bread you like. Hers will then go moldy and then maybe she will ask why you dont ear her bread tell her you dont like it.
Ask if she’ll buy you a different kind of bread. But it sounds like your wife is buying the best kind. That’s the healthy kind.
tell her the truth, maybe she married you because of your honesty.
Now now, one never knows unless we try new things. We may even like it!
That is my favorite kind of bread. But anyway, if you haven’t told her yet, tell her to stop buying the bread because you do not like it. If she keeps on buying the bread then buy your own bread. You can’t depend on her to buy everthing. You are a grown man, buy your own things.
You ” Honey, next time you go to the store, can you pick me up some regular bread, I don’t care too much for that one you bought last time”
Your Wife ” Just eat it, its healthy for you ”
You “Fine, I will buy my own bread ”
LOL, or something along those lines
Your marriage is doomed. You can’t ask your wife to buy the kind of bread you like? Grow a backbone or be miserable the rest of your life. If this is an issue, then I can only imagine the other crap you don’t confront her about, the important things.
Maybe she is trying to turn you into a crow so you can sleep outside, in the dog house.lol
I buy it, too. It is healthy. My husband will not eat it, either.
Tell her you have diverticulitis and can’t eat seeds. Worked for me.
uhhhh tell her what you just told us.
“Um… Honey, this bread is really good, but perhaps we should buy a different kind.”